We started our last day in Edinburgh with breakfast at Deacon's House Cafe. This is housed in what was once the workshop of Deacon Brodie. Deacon Brodie was a cabinet maker and city councillor. By day, he was an upstanding citizen, but as night fell, Brodie turned sinister and burgled his neighbors' homes. His story is said to have inspired Robert Louis Stevenson to write "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde."
After breakfast, we went to The Real Mary King's Close. In Edinburgh, a close is an alley that runs off from High Street (the Royal Mile). It's pronounced with a hard "s" as in, "I want to be close to you," not cloze like "Close the door."

In the late 1600s, they decided to modernize the Old Town and built over many of the buildings and closes that were already there. Mary King's Close is a real close that people lived on years ago. It was used as the foundation for a new building in the 1700s and closed off from access until recent years. The Real Mary King’s Close tour takes you underground to Mary King's Close, and tells you the true stories of the people who lived there 400 years ago. It was pretty interesting to see and learn about.
Ready for a little more adventure, we went to lunch to try the national dish of Scotland - - - haggis. Haggis is the heart, liver, and lungs of a sheep ground up and mixed with spices. Years ago, it was cooked inside of a sheep's stomach, but today they make it inside of a sausage casing (due to health restrictions).
It's traditionally served with "neeps and tatties," which are mashed turnips and mashed potatoes. Below is our tower of haggis, neeps, and tatties. (Well, actually we had two of these...we didn't realize how much we were ordering.)
It basically tasted like hamburger mixed with spices, but there was something slightly off in the texture. It was okay as long as I didn't think about what I was eating. Normally I would have no interest in eating such a thing but we like to try the local foods. I don't think I would ever try it again.
Moving on to more beautiful things, we spent some time in the afternoon wandering around. We finally went inside St. Giles Cathedral, which is on the Royal Mile.
We found the Balmoral Hotel. This is where J.K. Rowling finished writing the Harry Potter series. She signed a statue in the room she was staying in with the following: "JK Rowling finished writing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this room (552) on 11th Jan 2007". You can now stay in the Harry Potter suite.
We tried Irn Bru, the most popular soda in Scotland. It's marketed as having a citrus flavor, but we both thought it tasted like bubble gum!
We discovered that Lionel Richie owns the Barrace Steps sign (look closely on the right of the sign).
And we saw lots of the strange things you see in Edinburgh at festival time.
Lepers:
Tired people (I wanted to join them):
Just wait until Mark goes back to work with this hair style:
We had dinner at Bella Italia, a UK chain. Mark had the spaghetti and meatballs and I had pasta bolognese. We both thought it was just okay...but it was comfort food.
Throughout dinner, we were fascinated by the drippy candle on our table. (Are we getting bored?) For some reason, our candle was burning much faster than anyone else's. The whole candle had burned down before we even finished dinner!
Going...
Going...
Gone!
For anyone who is actually still reading after that crazy candle business...
After dinner we went to a Fringe comedy show at the Beehive Inn. The comedian was Viv Gee and her act was "Age Against the Machine." It was funny, but Viv is Scottish and it was a little hard to understand her sometimes.
We're back at the hotel enjoying our nightly ritual of wine (Mark) and tea (me). We head home tomorrow via a long day of travel --> Edinburgh to Paris to NY to Rochester. Oh, joy...
Mark would like to be on vacation forever.